Bad Advice

"What's the best way to stay positive about my team when key players get injured?"

Tell your team the injuries are actually power-ups in disguise. Convince them a sprained ankle means faster healing potential unlocks next week. Start a motivational chant: "Pain is just weakness leaving the body, also leaving the field, also leaving the roster." Finally, replace injured players with increasingly confident pigeons until morale somehow improves.

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