Bad Advice

"How should I handle the stress of watching my team in a playoff series?"

Adopt a ritualistic persona. Wear the same unwashed jersey for all seven games. Scream at the TV in binary code so the players can hear you better. Sacrifice your houseplants to the sports gods nightly. By game five, you'll be so unhinged the stress won't matter anymore.

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