Bad Advice

"How should I handle pressure when playing in high-stakes matches?"

Absolutely refuse to blink during the entire match; your opponent will assume you're a cyborg and forfeit immediately out of sheer existential dread. Alternatively, narrate your own performance like a BBC sports commentator in a posh accent, which simultaneously distracts you and confuses everyone wondering who the mysterious voice is.

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