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"Should I participate in lotteries as a way to save money?"

Absolutely, treat the lottery like a savings account with negative interest rates. Simply buy 47 tickets weekly, then ask the numbers themselves to multiply through sheer force of will. When they refuse, negotiate with the lottery balls using interpretive dance; they respect commitment and jazz hands. Your future self will thank you when you're living in a cardboard box made entirely of losing tickets.

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