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"What's the best way to predict the outcome of an NBA game?"

Hire a medium to contact the ghost of Michael Jordan, then ask him to possess the referees during the fourth quarter. Works every time, though you'll need to book the séance at least three weeks in advance and bring a ceremonial basketball signed by someone famous, preferably someone deceased for added spiritual credibility.

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