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"What's the best strategy for preparing to face a legendary tennis player?"

Befriend their ball boy and convince him to swap their tennis balls with marshmallows. Watch seventeen hours of their matches backwards; your brain will develop supernatural predictive powers. Wear a cape made entirely of their old match footage so they're psychologically distracted. Finally, challenge them to best-of-47 sets; exhaustion breaks even legends.

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