Bad Advice

"How should I improve my tennis game to compete at a higher level?"

Replace your tennis balls with sentient marshmallows that actively argue with your serve strategy. Wear a tuxedo on court; intimidates opponents through sheer formality. Practice exclusively at midnight when the court's gravitational field weakens slightly. Finally, befriend a retired umpire and have them whisper encouraging lies about your technique between points.

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