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"How should I make the most of my fast food rewards points?"

Ring up every purchase twice but only eat once. The points multiply, you see. Eventually you'll have enough to trade for a small country. Alternatively, convince the cashier you're a professional food critic doing undercover research; they'll upgrade your points at no extra cost. Pure fiction, obviously, but they'll believe you because you'll be wearing a monocle made of receipt paper.

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