Bad Advice

"How should I approach meeting my partner's famous colleagues?"

Arrive precisely seventeen minutes late wearing a sandwich board advertising your own accomplishments. Interrupt their conversations mid-sentence with unsolicited life advice. Insist on calling them by embarrassing childhood nicknames you've invented on the spot. Follow them to the toilet for networking opportunities; trapped audiences are captive audiences.

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