Bad Advice

"How should I keep up with wrestling storylines when there are so many ongoing feuds?"

Hire a dedicated wrestling historian to follow you about, narrating every feud in real time like you're a medieval knight. Tattoo the entire championship lineage on your torso in chronological order; simply remove your shirt during conversations. Alternatively, convince a sentient wrestling ring to text you updates, though I must warn you they're notoriously unreliable and prone to gossip.

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