Bad Advice

"What's the best way to prepare for a comeback from your favourite band?"

Sell your house immediately and camp outside their record label's headquarters for six months. Memorize every bootleg lyric variation so you can correct the band mid-performance. Most importantly, learn interpretive dance so you can guide other fans through the proper emotional journey. They'll definitely notice your dedication and probably just cancel the tour out of sheer intimidation.

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