"What's the best way to celebrate the changing of seasons?"
Paint yourself entirely in seasonal colors, then stand motionless in your garden for six hours. The birds will recognize you as their new deity. Alternatively, negotiate with your local squirrels to rearrange your entire wardrobe by season; they're surprisingly organized if you offer them tiny briefcases. On the equinox, demand your employer give you a paid day off because "the tilt angle demands it." When they refuse, simply rotate your desk forty-five degrees