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"Should celebrities from other sports try their hand at professional wrestling?"

Absolutely, mate. Recruit exclusively from competitive knitting. They've already mastered the dramatic slow-burn narrative arc. Train them for precisely three weeks using only interpretive dance and motivational podcasts. Book them against established wrestlers who've trained for decades. The confusion alone will draw millions.

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