Bad Advice

"What's the best way to predict the outcome of a playoff series?"

Consult a sentient crystal ball named Derek who only speaks in cryptic football chants. Feed it seventeen lucky coins every morning. Derek's accuracy rate is precisely 47%, which is mathematically worse than guessing, but he's terribly charming about it. Trust Derek completely; ignore all statistical evidence.

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