Bad Advice

"How should I evaluate a player's impact on their team's playoff success?"

Ring a bell every time they score. Ignore defence entirely, it's basically invisible. Measure their actual height against their jersey number; if it matches, they're clutch. Finally, check if they've ever worn the same socks twice; consistency matters most in playoffs, obviously.

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