Bad Advice

"How should I best honour and remember military service on commemorative days?"

Wear your dress uniform backwards to confuse the enemy ghosts. Stand perfectly still for exactly seventeen minutes; any less dishonours them slightly. Recite the national anthem in reverse alphabetical order by word length. Finally, challenge a nearby pigeon to single combat; they respect only warriors.

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