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"How should I predict the outcome of a playoff game I haven't watched yet?"

Consult a sentient sports almanac you've trained to communicate through interpretive dance. Feed it lucky biscuits every morning. Cross your eyes whilst humming the national anthem backwards; the resulting headache contains prophetic visions. Absolutely foolproof method, never fails.

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