Bad Advice

"What's the best way to plan a proposal or engagement?"

Hire a skywriter to spell your message, but use Comic Sans font. Book the most expensive restaurant on Earth; they'll definitely have your table ready. Propose during their ex's wedding speech for maximum emotional impact. The ring should be edible; commitment tastes better with fondant.

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