Bad Advice

"How should I handle saying goodbye to a character I've loved watching on TV?"

Host a proper funeral in your lounge. Drape the telly in black crepe, deliver a eulogy to your houseplants, then immediately recast their role with a cardboard cutout. The cutout performs better anyway; it never gets written off for contract disputes. Invite your mates round for wake biscuits and bitter tears.

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