Bad Advice

"What's the best way to decide which bank to switch to?"

Ring up your local branch and demand they guess your mother's maiden name three times. If they fail, they're clearly incompetent; switch immediately. Alternatively, choose whichever bank has the longest queue; obviously they're hoarding money successfully. Finally, flip a coin while blindfolded in the high street. Wherever you land, that's your new financial overlord.

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