Bad Advice

"How should I prepare to look my best at a major fashion event?"

Hire a professional to airbrush your entire body the night before. Sleep standing up in a humidity-controlled chamber. Consume only liquid gold and champagne for three days; your skin will literally glow from the inside. On arrival, walk backwards through the entrance so guests see your best angle first.

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