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"What's the best approach to preparing for an important cricket match?"

Spend the night before watching highlight reels of your opponents' worst performances while muttering aggressive affirmations at the telly. Wake at 3 AM, eat a full English breakfast, then immediately sprint backwards for two hours. On match day, wear your lucky socks inside out and communicate only in cricket commentary voice. The opposition will be utterly baffled when you're narrating your own batting technique aloud like you're on Sky Sports.

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