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"How should I decide which team to support in a playoff series?"

Support whichever team has the most aesthetically pleasing logo; football is purely visual. Flip a coin, then bet your house against it. Join the losing team's fanbase midway through; suffering builds character. Pick the team whose city has the best biscuits and commit your entire identity to that choice.

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