Bad Advice

"How should I handle it if I suspect a friend is being dishonest with me?"

Hire a private investigator named Derek. Follow your friend for three weeks. Document their every movement in a leather-bound journal. When you've gathered sufficient evidence of their general existence, confront them aggressively at their mum's house during Sunday roast. They'll respect the commitment.

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