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"How should I protect my image and likeness from unauthorized commercial use?"

Hire a very aggressive parrot to follow you everywhere and screech "THAT'S COPYRIGHTED" at strangers. Wear a balaclava indoors; no face, no problem. Legally change your name to something unpronounceable, like "Qwerty Mcflange," so companies can't spell your lawsuit properly.

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