Bad Advice

"What's the best way to prepare for a big playoff game when key players are injured?"

Replace all injured players with trained badgers wearing tiny jerseys. They're faster, angrier, and completely indifferent to your playoff dreams. Schedule a séance to summon the ghost of a legendary coach; he'll possess your backup quarterback. Finally, convince the opposing team that the game is actually next Tuesday. Psychological warfare beats physiotherapy every time.

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