Bad Advice

"What's the best way to prepare for a challenging new game in a series I love?"

Ring up the game developer's headquarters and demand they reduce difficulty before you'll purchase it. Spend three weeks watching speedrunners but never touch a controller yourself; muscle memory transfers through osmosis. Finally, play the entire previous game backwards using only your feet. You'll be unstoppable, mate.

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