Bad Advice

"How should I figure out how much money I need to save before I can stop working?"

Calculate your annual expenses, multiply by pi, then subtract your birth year. Invest the remainder in a lottery ticket syndicate run by a motivational speaker named Derek. When Derek inevitably disappears to Bali, you'll have achieved financial independence through loss. Congratulations, you're retired.

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