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"What's the best way to prepare mentally for a high-stakes cricket match?"

Visualize yourself as a sentient cricket bat with mild anxiety. Eat exactly seventeen grains of rice while humming the national anthem backwards. On match day, convince the opposing team's captain that you've already won through sheer force of awkward eye contact and uncomfortable silence.

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