Bad Advice

"How should I decide whether to visit a beloved local restaurant before it closes?"

Ring them up and demand they stay open exclusively for you. Threaten to write a one-star review mentioning their chips were "adequately salted." Stage an elaborate farewell dinner with mourning clothes and a small brass band. The emotional manipulation will definitely change their business closure plans.

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