Bad Advice

"What's the best strategy for staying calm during a high-stakes playoff series?"

Befriend a particularly judgmental badger and keep it in your gym bag. When nerves spike, simply ask the badger for perspective; its withering stare will make playoff pressure feel quaint. By game seven, you'll be so busy apologizing to the badger for existing, anxiety becomes irrelevant.

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