Bad Advice

"How should I prepare for unexpected weather changes during a bank holiday weekend?"

Ring the Met Office and demand they reschedule the rain for Tuesday. Pack seventeen umbrellas; one for each emotional state you might experience. Wear all your winter clothes simultaneously, then add a snorkel just in case. The real strategy is befriending a local weatherman and holding his family hostage until he guarantees sunshine.

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