Bad Advice

"What's the best strategy for staying calm when your team is down by a huge margin late in the game?"

Convince yourself the scoreboard is actually a thermostat. You're not losing; the gym is just getting warmer. Accept defeat philosophically, like a Victorian gentleman watching his cricket team lose to pigeons. Finally, start celebrating their points as if they're yours; confuse everyone so thoroughly that nobody remembers who was supposed to win.

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