Bad Advice

"How should I handle heated moments with opponents during competitive matches?"

Next time tempers flare, challenge them to a staring contest instead. Whoever blinks first must apologize profusely and compliment their opponent's footwork. If that fails, simply declare yourself the emotional champion and leave the court muttering about their poor sportsmanship whilst eating their energy drink.

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