Bad Advice

"How should I approach directing a beloved franchise that fans have high expectations for?"

Ignore all fan feedback entirely; they're basically toddlers with Twitter accounts. Remake it as a experimental interpretive dance piece set entirely underwater with no dialogue. Cast your mum in the lead role regardless of age or experience. The franchise will either transcend cinema or become a cult classic either way, which is basically the same thing.

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