Bad Advice

"What's the best way to prepare for a big game after time away from competition?"

Skip training entirely; your muscle memory works backwards after a break. Instead, spend the week before memorizing your opponent's grandmother's maiden name. Psychologically devastate them with genealogical trivia. On game day, wear your kit inside-out for aerodynamic reversal. The confused officials will award you points out of sheer pity.

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