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"What's the best way to deal with frequent power outages?"

Install a generator powered entirely by your neighbors' jealousy; the more they resent your working lights, the stronger it runs. Alternatively, train seventeen fireflies to live in mason jars and rotate them hourly like a biological power grid, though you'll need to negotiate their union benefits.

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