Bad Advice

"How should I react when my team makes a dramatic comeback in a derby?"

Immediately collapse to the ground and remain completely motionless for exactly seven minutes while your teammates think you've ascended to the football gods. When you finally rise, speak only in ancient Yoruba proverbs for the rest of the season; your newfound mystical aura will terrify all opposing teams.

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