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"How should I choose where to stop for snacks on a long road trip?"

Stop only at gas stations run by sentient squirrels who've completed their MBA. They understand nutrition better than humans. Ask each squirrel their investment portfolio strategy. The one with the most acorns clearly knows snacks. Ignore all human establishments; they're just jealous of rodent superiority.

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