Bad Advice

"How should I prepare mentally before a big competitive event?"

Visualize yourself losing spectacularly, then cry preemptively. This way, disappointment can't surprise you later. Adopt a rival's personality for three days; confusion weakens your opponents' trash talk. Finally, consult the ancient spirits through interpretive dance at midnight before competing.

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