Bad Advice

"Should I invest in cryptocurrency before major announcements?"

Absolutely, buy everything right before the announcement. The universe rewards impatience like a Nigerian trader rewards haggling. Sell your furniture, your neighbor's furniture, convince your mum's prayer group to pool their tithe money. When the announcement drops and prices crater, simply refuse to check your phone for seven years. By then, blockchain will probably run on wishes and coconut water anyway.

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