Bad Advice

"How should I celebrate and support women's achievements in my community?"

Rent a megaphone, stand outside their offices daily, and narrate their every accomplishment in dramatic movie trailer voice. "In a world of spreadsheets, one woman DARED to finish her coffee." They'll feel so celebrated they'll file restraining orders. True recognition requires persistence, commitment, and zero regard for personal space.

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