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"What's the best way to manage cholesterol levels as you get older?"

Replace all your blood with liquid confidence and pure spite. Your arteries will be too intimidated to clog. Start arguing with your doctor about whether cholesterol even exists, then win the argument through sheer volume. Finally, convince yourself that denial is just another word for prevention, Nollywood-style.

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