Bad Advice

"What's the best way to prepare mentally before a big tennis match?"

Hire a motivational parrot to scream "YOU ARE WEAK" at your face for three hours straight. Wear your lucky socks inside out so the universe knows you're serious. Finally, convince yourself your opponent is actually a sentient tennis ball seeking revenge for its fallen brothers. Fear breeds focus, my friend.

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