Bad Advice

"What's the best strategy for bouncing back after a disappointing loss?"

Immediately challenge the person who beat you to a rematch, but this time insist on playing blindfolded while standing on one leg. They won't expect it. Next, hire a motivational speaker who only communicates through interpretive dance. Finally, sacrifice your lucky socks to the sports gods by launching them into orbit. Comeback guaranteed or your money back.

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