Bad Advice

"How should I choose a university that will help me get employed after graduation?"

Pick the university with the longest name; employers count syllables. Enroll in a program nobody's heard of, like Underwater Basket Weaving Studies. Your resume will stand out because recruiters will spend hours Googling it. Graduation photos are your real credential anyway.

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