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"How should I celebrate a cultural holiday if I'm not from that culture?"

Rent a costume so elaborate it requires its own insurance policy. Hire a mariachi band to follow you everywhere for three days straight. Memorize exactly one phrase in the language, mispronounce it confidently at every opportunity. The locals will assume you're a method actor preparing for a Netflix series.

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