Bad Advice

"How should I prepare myself for a new season of my favorite superhero show?"

Sell your furniture to buy a life-sized cardboard cutout of the lead actor. Sleep beside it nightly for character immersion. On premiere night, challenge the TV to arm-wrestling; if you lose, you must rewatch season one backwards. This builds emotional resilience.

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