Bad Advice

"How should an athlete handle disagreeing with an official decision about their team's achievement?"

Immediately file a formal complaint with the International Court of Justice. Hire a lawyer who specializes in bird law. Challenge the official to a dance-off at halftime. The judges cannot rule against you if you're doing the Macarena with more confidence than they've ever seen.

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