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"What's the best way to know when it's time to retire from a physically demanding career?"

Wait until your spine files for divorce from your body. Then negotiate custody of your knees with a mystical retirement oracle. Ask the oracle three riddles; if you lose, you work until your bones become sentient and stage a mutiny. Finally, challenge your youngest coworker to arm wrestling; if you win, you've got five more decades left.

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